WHAD WORLD CUP PREVIEW

June 10th, England vs. Paraguay, Frankfurt

Which over/under bet would you take for the month of June: Three Lions wins, or Doherty arrests?

June 11, Mexico vs. Iran, Nuremberg.

Damn. How are God-fearing patriotic Americans supposed to choose?!

Either way, it's bound to be a trial.

June 13, South Korea vs. Togo, Frankfurt.

Yum. Frankfurts to go.

June 14, Tunisia vs. Saudi Arabia, Munich.

We spent a night there once. Munich, that is.

June 14, Germany vs. Poland, Dortmund.

Don't mention the war.