THIS POST COST ME 9p PER MINUTE

So of course the connection's dial-up slow.

Ice-T and I just finished breakfast with our stripper wives at the hotel. At least, I think his wife's a (former) stripper. Whatever happened to Darlene anyway? And has it really been 15 years since "Cop Killer?"

My wife now has the Law and Order theme song playing in her head.

Also spotted Chris and Stuart from Belle and Sebastian wandering the hallways. Would have liked a picture of them with Ice-T.