GRRRRRRRRRR... LIKE A YOUNGER VERSION OF HER MOTHER, BUT MORE JEWY

In this week's Entertainment Weekly, Gene Simmons talks about his new reality show and explains his philosophy of, y'know, fucking anyone he wants:

"...God has given you a blueprint that you're going to manufacture billions of sperm every single day. A guy doesn't have a choice in that. He also has testosterone going through his system."

Of course, this evolutionary biological imperative also dictates that men find sexually developed females attractive even if they're, say, 13.

Also, it really was a better world when we weren't allowed to see Gene without the make-up.